Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Semantically challenged

Raising semantics to a new level this week is Richard Herman, the lawyer for the woman charged with stalking and threatening Catherine Zeta-Jones. Dawnette Knight reportedly threatened to cut the actress "to bits" or "slice her up like meat on a bone and feed her to the dogs", according to the New York Daily News. Herman says his client is being unfairly prosecuted because "she dared look sideways at a star". I hate to think what would happen if she looked a star square in the face.

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